Touch My Belly!

Touch My Belly!

A project by Gideon Boomer, “Touch My Belly” started in 1999. The concept is a simple one: Convince stranger(s) to touch my belly while being photographed. There are only two rules for the project: I can’t know the person touching my belly and I can’t pay anyone for doing it. Gotta be a stranger who will do it for free. The real art of the thing is in the pitch. “Touch My Belly” is updated as long as I don’t get BIT! Enjoy.

Seems like a cool idea until I read this:

I got bit in October 2006. I got bit hard. I’ve been bit hard before, on my belly no less, and its been fine. This one broke the skin (think hot-dog-casing snap), and my pain-badassedness instantly gave way to my attachment to hygiene.

God that made me wince.

Woman Busted For Sneaking Into Prison For Sex

cbs2.com - Woman Busted For Sneaking Into Prison For Sex

(AP) BALTIMORE A woman pleaded guilty to using a false ID badge to enter a corrections facility while posing as an attorney so she could have sex with an inmate, state prosecutors said.

They see me rollin. OBJECTION! ERECTION!

Woman Busted For Sneaking Into Prison For Sex

cbs2.com - Woman Busted For Sneaking Into Prison For Sex

(AP) BALTIMORE A woman pleaded guilty to using a false ID badge to enter a corrections facility while posing as an attorney so she could have sex with an inmate, state prosecutors said.

They see me rollin. OBJECTION! ERECTION!

Burnout inside home!!

They see me rollin. That smoke is some toxic shit. I guess if they either knew that or cared they wouldn’t be burning rubber in the room.

Me singing my own lyrics to The Price is Right!

Not *me*