Meowchat FAQ
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All of us are, of course, highly intelligent. Most of us have tertiary edukashun, and there are many regular posters with Ph Ds and so on. However, we do not consider ourselves bound by human rules and regulations and will therefore spell words any way we please. We all spell better in English than humans do in Cattish and, besides, how good was your spelling when you were two years old? Some of us also have difficulty spelling because our paws don’t fit the human keyboard or because we telepathically send our posts to our humans, who type them for us, and something gets lost in the translation. Some of us, though, send telephatically directly to the computer, which spells most words the way humans do. Those of us who do that have difficulty spelling things strangely.
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