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Man gets Thumbs “Whittled” so he can use iPhone

Thomas Martel, 28, of Bonnie Brae is a big guy. So he has a hard time using the features on ever-shrinking user interfaces on devices like his new iPhone. At least, he did, until he had his thumbs surgically altered in a revolutionary new surgical technique known as “whittling.”

If anyone has any more information about this, like pictures or whatever, let’s see them because I can’t believe this.

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