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P.s. This skit won judges choice a week before Blizzcon announced The Frozen Throne expansion. They must have really liked the skit.

Here’s the script, and what I believe to have been the final audio played during the skit…

Vent Chatter winds down.

“Good raid, guys.”

“Good game. See you tomorrow.”

“grats on loot.”

Raid Leader has left the server.

Vashj: “I am getting SOOOO tired of being killed. Over and over, day after day… Farm Status for the LOSE. I barely have enough time to respawn before the next guild comes parading into my lair.

Sylvanas enters and walks towards Vashj, helping her up.

Sylvanas: “Be thankful you at least drop something worthwhile, Vashj. They’ve been killing me for years, and all I’ve ever had to offer is some gold, and a smidgen of Honor points. I don’t understand why they even bother… Where do you keep all that ‘phat loot‘ anyway?”

Vashj: *flustered and rather offended* “None of your business, Sylvanas. I can’t even use most of this stuff. Do I look like I can WEAR these Cobra-Lash boots?”

Arthas enters from the side, rather sheepish.

Arthas: “Hey, ladies.”

Sylvanas and Vashj turn in surprise and disgust.

Sylvanas: “What are YOU doing here, ARTHAS?!”

Arthas: “Well… the Frozen Throne loses its’ appeal by the third year of isolation. So… when IS my expansion coming out anyway?”

Sylvanas: “With any luck, NEVER.

Vashj: Look, you have no idea just how ridiculously… (she realizes how she can turn it around on him) …AWESOME it is to be a Raid Boss!”

Vashj nudges Sylvanas. She picks up on the idea.

Sylvanas: “Oh, definitely! You get friends coming to see you ALL the time!”

Arthas: “Friends?!” (excited)

Vashj: “Yes, and you get lots of special, epic items for your own Loot Table!”

Arthas: “I get a loot table?!?” (beams) Oh man, I can’t wait!

Arthas’ cell phone rings with Alizee ring tone. Arthas looks at the phone and excitedly states “It’s Kel’thuzad. Hold on a sec.” Picks up the phone.

Arthas: “Hey there, Kelthizzle-my-nizzle. What’s up?”

Rick Astley’s “Never gonna give you up” plays through the phone loudly. Arthas looks pissed while the girls kind of chuckle at him. A raspy chuckle is heard on the other end.

Kel’thuzad: “Haha, Rick-rolled, fool! You just got Kel’thuzOWNED!”

Arthas quickly hangs up.

Arthas: “I hate that guy. So yes! I’ll go pack-”

Ventrilo: THE DEATH KNIGHT HUNTER HAS CONNECTED.

Arthas: “What the hell is that?”

Sylvanas: “That’s impossible, it’s 5:00am!”

Vashj: “No one should be on and raiding at THIS hour!”

A ventrilo voice is heard going “Crikey, it’s Arthas!”

Sylvanas and Vashj: “The Austrailians!”

Sylvanas: “Well, I suppose if the three of us work as a team, we could give them a Wipe they’ll NEVER forg-“

All audio cuts out as Arthas runs in a circle, Vashj is frozen in place, and Sylvanas is running in place. Suddenly two stage ninjas run out and drop a “You have been Disconnected” scroll to block the characters. The Disconnected changes to Logging in and the scroll is dropped with the 3 characters laying on the ground dead, Vent chatter fading away. Mario Game Over music plays.

END.

Thanks to these guys:
http://www.wowinsider.com/2007/10/05/wow-moviewatch-world-of-warcraft-raid-bosses/

They redid the skit with the clean audio for us!: