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I just beat Portal. Spoiler Warning, don’t click.

HO LE CRAP. What an amazing ending to a game. So fucking exciting. I cannot believe it. So many friggin kudos to everyone involved.

Even the fucking song. Here’s a link to the song in credits, along with the lyrics.
portal_still_alive.rar – FileFront.com

This was a triumph.
I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I’m not even angry.
I’m being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we’re out of beta.
We’re releasing on time.
So I’m GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It’s so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there’s Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I’m not you.
I’ve experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I’m doing Science and I’m still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I’m still alive.
While you’re dying I’ll be still alive.
And when you’re dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE

Edit: Here’s some more content people are coming up with, I’ll collect it and put it all ehre!
RIP: Weighted Companion Cube

If you’ve played Portal, then you are most likely mourning the loss of your faithful companion: The Weighted Companion Cube. I know this isn’t a replacement for the real thing, but now you can make your own… out of paper.

I’ve decided my freezer must become a Weighted Companion Cube. Why? What sort of question is Why? Because it’s white, almost cuboid, and I murdered my last one.

Yet Another Papercraft

YouTube – Working for the Xbox Community Team

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2007/10/portal-science.thumbnail.jpg

YTMND – Coming this fall, a heartwarming tale

cube – Weebl’s Stuff

http://www.scatteredgenius.com/2007/12/12/portal-still-alive-8bit/

http://www.scatteredgenius.com/2008/01/18/still-alive-covers/

YouTube – portal huge glados sequence break

YouTube – Portal Level 19 Sequence Break

YouTube – Portal 13 in 10 seconds

Gamasutra – Independent Games Summit: Valve’s Kim Swift – ‘From Narbacular Drop To Portal ‘

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Wonderland: Portal papercraft

SPLITREASON.COM :: CAD – Forever Cube t-shirt