Smurf Porn
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
A group sex scene involving a few smurfs. And by smurfs my mean people painted entirely blue. Every part of them. This is porn, don’t click if you can’t or don’t want to watch porn.
Begging for Gas
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
I had to get gas today in Beverly Hills. I try to avoid it because I enjoy my arms and legs attached to my body, but I just forgot. When I step out of my car, a man in his early 40s steps away from his big Cadillac with a few dents in the fender, and walks up to me. He says he’s going to run out of gas if he passes the gas station, and if I could spare enough cash for a gallon of gas (3.25ish for the ‘cheap’ stuff at this station, sadly. 3.75 for premium =P). I would have thrown him a buck or two but I only had my card and didn’t want to deal with that awkwardness.
Con artist or sign of the times? What would you have done?