The Valve Store
OMG.
THEY RESTOCKED THE HEADCRAB PLUSHIES AND HATS.
THEY HAVE WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBES.
THEY HAVE WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE FUZZY DICE FOR YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
AND COFFEE MUGS.
OMG.
I bought the entire store.
I shat.
The Auto Assault-12 (AA-12) is an automatic 12-gauge shotgun that can fire 300 rounds per minute and is recoilless. Basically, it’s incredibly powerful and you really, really, don’t want to be at the wrong end of it. It’s also claimed that it requires no cleaning or lubrication ever, although I’m not really sure how that would work. In any case, you don’t really care. What you care about is that it’s a big gun and makes loud noises and busts stuff up real good. look forward to killing many terrorists/Russians with this in Call of Duty 5: Are You a Bad Enough Dude to Rescue the President?
Ohgod. Can I please have it?!?
Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament
All up aliv