Linktastic Digest #7

Huff your own excrement fermentation, poke pooping butts, talk on IRC using flash, learn about nerdy programming stuff, and draw in flash. Butts and flash, basically.
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Sheriff: Woman sat on toilet for 2 years - Boston.com

WICHITA, Kan.—Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the man finally called police.

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Super-Fast Life Update!!!

Hey, internet. We’ve not talked in a while because, as I always say, I’ve been busy.

TL:DR, expanding behind the cut…

  • - I quit my job.
  • - I got a new job.
  • - My new apartment is a shithole.
  • - Related, ass is being busted to make it not such.
  • - I finally got a bed, internet, and a fridge.
  • - I’m going to decorate my new place making posters of my favorite internets using this.
  • - As of now, I am pretty sure I’m going to the GDC. Are you going to the GDC?
  • - I think the writers strike is over… Does anyone have a summary of what the deal ended up to be?
  • - I have no forgotten about those vLogs. I did record one a day, I just need to find a computer able to edit them up.
  • - My main computer, Miranda, died. Half of her RAID harddrives died, at least. I need new ones to get that puter up to speed.

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Insane Cat lady

I have a pretty strong internet stomach but this really grossed me out.

YouPorn.com Lite (BETA) - Shark attacks whale

A man in a shark costume having sex with a fairly overweight woman on a boat. Warning: You can’t un-see this.