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		<title>Some advice for the ladies about shoes</title>
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		<title>The Role Play Tournament</title>
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		<title>Gary Gygax</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:17:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>/ducks</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>School to approve bullying policy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:33:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Heath Ledger is Dead</title>
		<link>http://www.scatteredgenius.com/2008/01/22/heath-ledger-is-dead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:55:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Charlie bit my finger &#8211; again !</title>
		<link>http://www.scatteredgenius.com/2008/01/21/charlie-bit-my-finger-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 23:19:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Vassar Quidditch Team</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 18:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>curiosity</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:36:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Guns: Recoilless Auto Shotgun Fires 300 Rounds Per Minute, No Cleaning or Lube Required</title>
		<link>http://www.scatteredgenius.com/2007/11/20/guns-recoilless-auto-shotgun-fires-300-rounds-per-minute-no-cleaning-or-lube-required/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:31:10 +0000</pubDate>
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