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So a few months ago, I heard in mumbling that there was some sort of “Internet humor convention” called LOLcon or something. After some futile research I came up with nothing…

But I was just presented with the link of links this morning. Behold ROFLCon,

basically an ‘internet meme convention.’ I can’t believe it… haha. Look at the list of confirmed guests.

Lastly, this particular activity sums up how this is going to be an amazing and weird event that I can’t afford to miss…

8-? — Party of the Internet 2008 — Every internet meme, ever. In one room. Partying out. Promise: they will be cranking that soulja boy.

I am going, tickets and hotel are booked. See you there.

Music is never without context. Digital music context isn’t nearly as good as it could be. Context is where the opportunity is and therefore where the innovation will be. The next five years is gonna be fun. I think we’re finally going to see some innovation in digital media.

Convenience Wins, Hubris Loses and Content vs. Context, a Presentation for Some Music Industry Friends at FISTFULAYEN

An awesome historic look of the progression of MP3 and ‘MP3 culture’.

I just beat Portal. Spoiler Warning, don’t click.

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Evilzug is like the George Costanza of the internets in that they both did something great at least 100 years ago but have since failed to produce any lulz whatsoever in anything they do. Evilzug has slowly descended over the years from the creator of one of the greatest flash videos ever made before that medium was taken over by furfags and otaku basement dwellers to actually creating and working for neopets, which is the internets equivalent of lounge singing.

Holy cow. Stung a bit at first, but it’s all basically true. I WAS FAMOUS ON THE INTERNET AT ONE POINT. If there was an internet convention, I’d be sitting with the equivalent of the old pro wrestlers at conventions who haven’t worked in 10 years and selling my autographs for 20$. I’m flattered that someone has been keeping track of me for as long as this has been, probably 8 or so years now?

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P.S. Thanks for the inspiration =P

Narb:

hahahahaha you got called a fag on the internet

You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of traps and pitfalls but of peculiar spatial rifts. It’s called the Aperture Science Enrichment Center, and it’s the setting of Portal, available for PC, PS3, and Xbox 360 in October.

PORTAL GOES LIVE TOMORROW! Check out the cool diagram the dude drew haha.