Dreamhost fucks up bigtime!

So as you may or may not know, I run all of my websites through dreamhost.com. I’ve used them for many years, and even came back to them after leaving for a few years to cheaper pastures.

Well, this morning I got a billing email from them:

This is just a notice that your DreamHost Account #_____
(”____’s Account”) has a balance of $380.87 (including any charges not
due until 2009-01-14), with $340.97 due (since 2008-12-14).

You also have $321.02 past due (owed since 2008-11-14), and if
by 2009-01-14 you do not pay at least the $321.02 part, your
account will be automatically suspended until payment is received.

Ok, that’s confusing… WTF, I ask myself. Looking farther into things…

WHAT DO YOU OWE MONEY FOR?

We have the last payment on this account to be $12.46 on 2008-01-15 06:48:38.

Since then the following charges have been made to the account:

2008-01-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2008-02-17.

2008-01-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2008-02-17.

2008-02-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2008-03-17.

2008-02-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2008-03-17.

2008-03-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2008-04-17.

2008-03-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2008-04-17.

2008-04-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2008-05-17.

2008-04-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2008-05-17.

2008-05-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2008-06-17.

2008-05-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2008-06-17.

2008-06-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2008-07-17.

2008-06-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2008-07-17.

2008-07-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2008-08-17.

2008-07-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2008-08-17.

2008-08-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2008-09-17.

2008-08-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2008-09-17.

2008-09-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2008-10-17.

2008-09-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2008-10-17.

2008-10-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2008-11-17.

2008-10-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2008-11-17.

2008-11-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2008-12-17.

2008-12-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2009-01-17.

2008-12-18 - $19.95 for “CODE MONSTER!” through 2009-01-17.

Notice anything odd? I did too. Why am I getting billed for the future? That’s not how things work. Something is wrong. I reply to the email with a simple:

“Is this some kind of mistake?”

And then immediate head over to DreamhostStatus.com, which immediately reveals the problem:

We are currently aware of some billing inaccuracies which we will be resolving later today. All of these issues will be resolved, and any billing errors corrected. We sincerely apologize for any hassle this has created.

Another link in there reveals a more informal explaination of the problem:

We had a teensy eensy weensy little billing error last night… my first clue something was up when I saw this morning’s daily billing report (so far): $7,500,000.

It turns out due to my excessively fat fingers, nearly every one of our customers has been seriously over-billed in the last 12 hours.

Seven Point Five Milluyun Dollars.
Dr. Evil

They say they are fixing it and you can act like it never happened, but from reading some of the angry comments on the blog, peoples lives got a bit messed up. To the tune of lots of overdrawn accounts, empty bank accounts and moneyless lunchtimes, all the way to having bounced mortgage payments which of course screws up credit. I guess we’ll never know the full story with some of these angry situations, but let’s hope they do something to compensate for this big messup =P

That being said, they have generally been an awesome shared host, the only problems being related to shared hostey-type stuff, like bottlenecks and the like.

As a programmer by trade, I can completely relate to fat-finger-fuckups but something involving money needs to be treated with the utmost of sanctity.

Halo 3: Homophobia Evolved (NSFW)

Other than maybe a quick “hello” to the chat room or a request to “veto”, I didn’t say anything first or taunt anyone. What was said by these players was done with no provocation on my part. The vast majority of the times I wouldn’t even respond back so the audio would be clear.

Chick Urinates on Tom Leykis’s Door

Who is this person urinating on Tom Leykis’s front door? $1000 reward for the arrest of this person

Sherri Shepherd Needs A History Lesson

what

Worlds Worst Email App Gets Worse: Aircraft Simulation Meets Inbox

I don’t know what’s more amazing: the programs themselves, or the commercials they make for them, like they are the most goddamned amazing pieces of software to ever grace your fingertips.

Worlds Worst Email App Gets Worse: Aircraft Simulation Meets Inbox