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Make sure you watch it all the way through, it’s short. Cool gadget, funny that they got his name wrong.

The Piss-Screen is a pressure-sensitive inlay for urinals that lets you play a game with your pee. It was designed for bars so people would take a taxi instead of driving home drunk. The game is modeled after Need for Speed so that people end up crashing if their reaction is too slow. After crashing, the game flashes the message: “Too pissed to drive? Take a Taxi instead!” Although if they really want to keep people from driving drunk, they should’ve invested in my idea: it’s a toilet that measures your blood alcohol level, and if it’s too high, a fist flies out of the wall and knocks you out. And then I come by and take your wallet. Everybody wins!

This is some crazy shit. I was thinking HOW THE HELL DOES IT REVERSE DIRECTION SO QUICKLY AND EASILY, then I realized you can just reverse the angle of the blades on the rotor and it’ll flip it’s shit hella easy. That’s nuts. Notice how when he first makes it take off he makes it go up and down really quick.

Business — Wal-Mart to test Bible action figures in 425 stores: Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of biblical action figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who prefer their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a comic book character or Bratz doll.

…Jesus

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