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Paris

I host a site for one of my Bros, Asymetrx.

http://www.poopandfartjokes.com

It hides at http://www.evilzug.com/stuff/poopandfartjokes

Asymetrx is funny as hell. He has a really incredible writing style and a great way of telling stories. I wish he updated more. (Go there and email him and tell him he’s funny as hell and that he needs to update more.)

He has a great part on his site called “Celebrities I’d Hate-Fuck.” The act of Hate-fucking someone, to be vulgar, is to have really great sex with someone you despise. It’s a love-hate thing =P. The ranks of his list include Paris Hilton, Christina Aguilera, and other fantastically horrible people.

He supplies photo-references to every person he mentions, just in case you haven’t seen them. Would you look at that, here’s one of Paris!

Paris looking Hot

http://www.evilzug.com/stuff/poopandfartjokes/pics/paris.jpg

Isn’t she a sweetheart!

This is interesting. Sure enough, this image turns up #4 in the yahoo image search for Paris Hilton, my guess being because I *think* he scanned it (I.E. No original of it on the internet). (Just in the process of putting this feature together, the rank went from #8 to #7, and now it’s #4!)

http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=Paris+Hilton&toggle=1&ei=UTF-8&fr=FP-tab-web-t

(Here’s a link to the screenshot in case the search changes)

So now I recognize that it’s just traffic. People looking for pictures of her lanky ass, and they see that. It’s quite literally smack dab in the middle of the page. I’d click on it!

So mystery solved.

What else is going on in the stats this month?